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A young Chinese couple, both of whom are waiters, get married. She's a virgin & truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
She shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls ... Nummaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, but this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

 

 

Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on "WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?”
The results were interesting, to say the least.
Country Living magazine's top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness
Ebony/Jet magazine's top three answers were:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

 

 

I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse........................... to fulfill my fantasy that we actually have health care.
 
 
Jeopardy
Alex Trebek: "This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics."
AOC replies: "What is a door knob ?"

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On 7/27/2020 at 7:13 PM, Saikatana said:

A young Chinese couple, both of whom are waiters, get married. She's a virgin & truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
She shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls ... Nummaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, but this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

:bellylaf:

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On 7/27/2020 at 7:13 PM, Saikatana said:

Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on "WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?”
The results were interesting, to say the least.
Country Living magazine's top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness
Ebony/Jet magazine's top three answers were:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

:ROFLLMAO:

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On 7/27/2020 at 7:13 PM, Saikatana said:

I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse........................... to fulfill my fantasy that we actually have health care.

:laugh:

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On 7/27/2020 at 7:13 PM, Saikatana said:

Jeopardy
Alex Trebek: "This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics."
AOC replies: "What is a door knob ?"

:laugh:

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